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I’m Not a Hookup, I’m a Recurring Problem Tee

$55.86 AUD (plus tax)
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The I’m Not a Hookup, I’m a Recurring Problem T-Shirt is for anyone who doesn’t believe in one-night stands—they prefer sequels.

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Featuring the bold “I’M NOT A HOOKUP. I’M A RECURRING PROBLEM.” back print, this funny graphic tee combines dating humor, questionable decisions, and unapologetic streetwear energy. Perfect for parties, bars, dates, festivals, or casually warning people what they’re getting themselves into.

A statement back print T-shirt for anyone searching for a funny dating shirt, hookup humor tee, sarcastic T-shirt, flirty graphic tee, relationship humor shirt, funny back print tee, adult humor T-shirt, Gen Z streetwear, unisex graphic tee, or funny gift for him or her.

Because ghosting is temporary. Becoming a recurring problem takes commitment.

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.

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Sizes XS – 5XL
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Why IWANTED CO

Premium quality. Made to last.

Premium lightweight cotton. Fade-resistant print that's made to last. Sizes XS – 5XL, shipped free worldwide. Because the statement deserves better than a cheap blank.

Lightweight Cotton Premium fabric, all-day comfort
Fade-Resistant Print Made to last wash after wash
Sizes XS – 5XL A fit for everyone
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