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My Five-Year Plan Is Fucking Around Tee

$98.31 $52.05 AUD

The My Five-Year Plan Is Fucking Around T-Shirt is for anyone with big goals, absolutely no timeline, and a suspicious amount of confidence that everything will somehow work out.

Featuring the bold “My Five-Year Plan Is Fucking Around Until Further Notice” back print, this funny graphic tee is perfect for procrastinators, overthinkers, college students, twenty-somethings, thirty-somethings, chaotic friends, and anyone whose current career plan is basically “we’ll see.”

Back Print Design

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

A hilarious funny adult humor shirt, sarcastic t-shirt, procrastination shirt, funny life quote tee, college humor shirt, unisex graphic tee, back print t-shirt, Gen Z humor shirt, funny streetwear tee, and gag gift for friends who definitely have a plan. Just not today.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

My Five-Year Plan Is Fucking Around Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

Find Your Perfect Fit

The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.