Have Standards They Drop After Midnight

R$355.56 R$198.70

Standards are important. Until midnight. Then things get negotiable. đź’€

The “I Have Standards. They Drop After Midnight.” T-Shirt is for anyone who starts the night with expectations and ends it making decisions they’ll explain tomorrow.

Featuring a bold hot-pink back print on black, this statement tee mixes cheeky dating humor with a loud streetwear aesthetic. The oversized typography and handwritten “MIDNIGHT” give the design the kind of chaotic after-hours energy that belongs at bars, parties, festivals, vacations and questionable late-night adventures.

Perfect for the single friend, serial flirt, professional bad-decision maker—or anyone whose standards mysteriously have business hours.

Features

  • Bold “I Have Standards. They Drop After Midnight.” back print
  • Hot-pink statement graphic on black
  • Funny, flirty adult humor
  • Dating and single-life humor
  • Unisex streetwear style
  • Great party, birthday or best-friend gift

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.