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I’m Not Horny You’re Just Distracting

¥10,861 ¥6,070 JPY

Not horny. Just experiencing a very serious concentration problem.

The “I’m Not Horny. You’re Just Distracting.” T-Shirt is for anyone who knows exactly who’s responsible for their inability to focus—and isn’t afraid to make it obvious.

Featuring a bold oversized back print with raw brush lettering, devil horns, hearts and playful handwritten details, this tee brings together flirty humor, dating chaos and unapologetic streetwear energy.

Perfect for parties, date nights, bars, festivals, vacations, nights out—or casually wearing around the person who already knows exactly what you mean.

It also makes a hilarious gift for a boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, crush or that friend whose flirting is anything but subtle.

Features

  • Bold “I’m Not Horny. You’re Just Distracting.” back print
  • Oversized red and off-white graphic
  • Raw hand-painted streetwear typography
  • Funny, flirty adult humor
  • Unisex statement T-shirt
  • Great for parties, dates, bars and nights out
  • Funny gift for boyfriend, girlfriend or partner

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I’m Not Horny You’re Just Distracting Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

Find Your Perfect Fit

The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.