Get Your Protein – Dark Humor Gym Graphic T-Shirt

This is the gym tee for people who understand that the best workout motivation is a little chaotic energy and a punchline you can't quite explain to your trainer.

"Get Your Protein" reads completely straight on first pass. Clean, motivational, gym-appropriate. Then you think about it for one more second — and there it is. That's the design philosophy: innocent on first read, very not innocent on second read, then funny on third read precisely because it looked so innocent.

It's the kind of dark humor gym shirt that works at the gym and also at every other place you'd wear a graphic tee, because the joke is layered and the cotton is premium.

Wear it to: the gym, obviously. Also brunch after the gym. Also anywhere you want people to think you're health-focused before they read more carefully.

Perfect gift for: your gym friend who doesn't take themselves too seriously, anyone who lifts and laughs, or the person whose personality is 60% workout content and 40% dark humor.

• Bold graphic print — double meaning, single read.
• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz.
• Unisex sizing — size up for oversized fit.