Have Standards They Drop After Midnight
Standards are important. Until midnight. Then things get negotiable. đź’€
The “I Have Standards. They Drop After Midnight.” T-Shirt is for anyone who starts the night with expectations and ends it making decisions they’ll explain tomorrow.
Featuring a bold hot-pink back print on black, this statement tee mixes cheeky dating humor with a loud streetwear aesthetic. The oversized typography and handwritten “MIDNIGHT” give the design the kind of chaotic after-hours energy that belongs at bars, parties, festivals, vacations and questionable late-night adventures.
Perfect for the single friend, serial flirt, professional bad-decision maker—or anyone whose standards mysteriously have business hours.
Features
- Bold “I Have Standards. They Drop After Midnight.” back print
- Hot-pink statement graphic on black
- Funny, flirty adult humor
- Dating and single-life humor
- Unisex streetwear style
- Great party, birthday or best-friend gift
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Funny Graphic T-Shirts, Hoodies & Streetwear | iwanted co.
- Email: contact@support.iwantedco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Have Standards They Drop After Midnight Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
Find Your Perfect Fit
The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.
The difference is real
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Not all tees are built equal. IWANTED CO uses premium lightweight cotton with durable prints, shipped worldwide for free—because the statement deserves better.
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Soft where it matters. Loud where it counts.
Premium lightweight cotton. Durable statement prints. Unisex sizing XS–5XL. Free worldwide shipping.
