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Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt

$72.02 NZD (plus tax)
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Because nobody remembers the night everything went according to plan.

The Bad Decisions Make Better Stories T-Shirt by iwantedco is made for spontaneous nights, questionable choices, and the kind of memories that become legendary group-chat stories.
★ Statement back print
★ Soft, lightweight cotton
★ Unisex regular fit · XS–5XL
★ Size up for a relaxed, oversized look

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Featuring the bold statement “Bad Decisions Make Better Stories.”, this funny graphic T-shirt celebrates life's unexpected adventures, impulsive moments, and the stories worth telling afterward.

It's the perfect statement tee for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, spontaneous plans, and living with just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

Minimalist Design. Maximum Personality.

This white back-print T-shirt features oversized black serif typography arranged in a striking editorial layout.

The high-contrast design combines minimalist fashion with bold statement streetwear, making it easy to wear without looking like an ordinary novelty shirt.

Pair it with relaxed jeans, cargo pants, shorts, or sneakers for a casual outfit that lets your personality do the talking.

Perfect for weekend outings, parties, festivals, vacations, road trips, and everyday streetwear.

A Funny Gift for People With Great Stories

Looking for a funny T-shirt for someone who always has a story to tell?

This sarcastic statement tee makes a great choice for:

  • Friends who make spontaneous plans

  • People with a rebellious sense of humor

  • Funny birthday gifts for men and women

  • Best friends who share questionable memories

  • Bachelor and bachelorette weekend outfits

  • Festival and vacation outfits

  • Road-trip enthusiasts

  • Anyone who loves funny life quotes and statement clothing

Make Memories. Tell Stories.

Some decisions are questionable.

Some nights are unforgettable.

And some stories are simply too good not to tell.

BAD DECISIONS MAKE BETTER STORIES.

iwantedco — SAY IT. WEAR IT.

Most brands make clothes. We make things people wish they'd said out loud.

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.

The difference is real

Us vs.
Them.

Not all tees are built equal. IWANTED CO uses premium lightweight cotton with durable prints, shipped worldwide for free—because the statement deserves better.

IWANTED CO
Fast Fashion
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Premium Lightweight Cotton Fabric
Fade-Resistant Print
Sizes XS – 5XL
Actually Funny Quotes

Why IWANTED CO.

Soft where it matters. Loud where it counts.

Premium lightweight cotton. Durable statement prints. Unisex sizing XS–5XL. Free worldwide shipping.

Lightweight Cotton Premium fabric, all-day comfort
Fade-Resistant Print Made to last wash after wash
Sizes XS – 5XL A fit for everyone
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