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My Ducks Are Not In A Row Hoodie

$123.06 NZD (plus tax)
Free shipping for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

The ducks are here. Organization is not. 🦆

The “My Ducks Are Not In A Row” Hoodie is for anyone whose life is technically functioning—just not necessarily in the right order. Featuring a chaotic hand-drawn duck graphic across the back, it turns the classic saying into an effortlessly funny statement piece.

Cozy, relaxed and made for people who have absolutely not got it all together.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

My Ducks Are Not In A Row Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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