I'm Into Threesomes Hoodie | Funny Adult Humor
The I'm Into Threesomes Hoodie by iwantedco takes a dirty-minded opening line and delivers a brutally relatable punchline. Because sometimes the only threesome you're getting involves questionable choices, terrible timing, and the consequences you'll be dealing with tomorrow.
★ Statement back print
★ Unisex regular fit · XS–5XL
★ Size up for a relaxed, oversized look
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Made for people with an inappropriate sense of humor, a history of bad decisions, and absolutely no intention of becoming boring.
Three's Company. Consequences Included.
Some people have their lives together.
Others have a very committed relationship with bad decisions.
This funny adult humor hoodie features the provocative statement I'M INTO THREESOMES followed by the sarcastic punchline Me, bad decisions and consequences.
It's the perfect mix of cheeky wordplay, dark humor, and self-aware sarcasm.
Whether you're the friend who always has another terrible idea or the one who somehow gets dragged into everyone else's chaos, this hoodie probably explains more than you'd like.
Retro Typography. Unfiltered Attitude.
Featuring oversized vintage-inspired white typography across the upper back of a black hoodie, this design delivers bold visual impact without unnecessary graphics.
The clean monochrome aesthetic makes it easy to style with baggy jeans, cargos, sneakers, or your favorite everyday streetwear.
A statement hoodie that's provocative, wearable, and unapologetically funny.
A Funny Gift for Someone Who Makes Bad Decisions
Looking for a funny hoodie that will actually get a reaction?
This sarcastic graphic hoodie makes a great gift for:
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Friends with dirty minds and questionable judgment
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Men and women who love inappropriate jokes
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People who collect bad decisions like achievements
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Boyfriends and girlfriends with sarcastic humor
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Funny birthday gifts for adults
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Friends who appreciate double entendre jokes
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Anyone who enjoys edgy, unfiltered streetwear
Bad Decisions Look Better in Black.
Not every threesome is worth bragging about.
This one comes with consequences.
I'M INTO THREESOMES. Me, bad decisions and consequences.
iwantedco — SAY IT. WEAR IT.
Most brands make clothes. We make things people wish they'd said out loud.
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Funny Graphic T-Shirts, Hoodies & Streetwear | iwanted co.
- Email: contact@support.iwantedco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I'm Into Threesomes Hoodie | Funny Adult Humor Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
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4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
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5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
Find Your Perfect Fit
The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.
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Not all tees are built equal. IWANTED CO uses premium lightweight cotton with durable prints, shipped worldwide for free—because the statement deserves better.
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Premium lightweight cotton. Durable statement prints. Unisex sizing XS–5XL. Free worldwide shipping.
