My Face Has No Customer Service Mode T-Shirt

The My Face Has No Customer Service Mode T-Shirt is for anyone who was told to “look a little more approachable” at work and immediately became even less approachable.

Featuring a large vintage-inspired back graphic with “MY FACE HAS NO CUSTOMER SERVICE MODE” and the perfectly passive-aggressive “How May I Not Help You?”, this tee is basically an out-of-office reply you can wear.

Made for retail workers, servers, bartenders, receptionists, office survivors, customer service reps, and anyone whose face has absolutely zero interest in pretending this meeting could’ve been an email.

The retro customer-service illustration, distressed typography, and black/red/gold color palette give it a bold vintage graphic tee aesthetic—while the message does all the talking so you don't have to.

Wear it to work if HR has a sense of humor. Wear it after work if they don't.

It also makes a ridiculously appropriate gift for your favorite sarcastic coworker, exhausted retail employee, permanently unimpressed best friend, customer service survivor, or anyone who has perfected the art of saying “happy to help” while spiritually being somewhere else.

Customer service voice: ON.
Customer service face: unavailable.

• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
• Regular fit
• Unisex sizing

• Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
• Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.