My Life Is Controlled by a Tiny Squid
If you know, you really know.
My Life Is Controlled by a Tiny Squid is a playful, painfully accurate nod to modern chaos—sleep deprivation, schedules run by something small, loud, and oddly powerful. Printed boldly on the back, this tee leans into humor with zero explanation required.
Clean on the front, honest on the back.
Because sometimes the truth is funny—and slightly unhinged.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Funny Graphic T-Shirts, Hoodies & Streetwear | iwanted co.
- Email: contact@support.iwantedco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Life Is Controlled by a Tiny Squid Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
Find Your Perfect Fit
The products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Please visit our Return Policy for more information.
The difference is real
Us vs.
Them.
Not all tees are built equal. IWANTED CO uses premium lightweight cotton with durable prints, shipped worldwide for free—because the statement deserves better.
Why IWANTED CO.
Soft where it matters. Loud where it counts.
Premium lightweight cotton. Durable statement prints. Unisex sizing XS–5XL. Free worldwide shipping.
